loki-is-my-god-now:

anorganizedprocrastination:

hilariousfandomurl:

aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

My best friend (maid of honour) and I actually reinacted this scene at my wedding reception.  She was 8+1/2 months pregnant and ready to freaking pop and I had already gotten out of my wedding dress and was in jeans and a tshirt and 16 hole Docs and we made a big deal about this being some emotional thing for the two of us, got everyone’s attention, best friends since Grade 10, we raised our glasses, and “Mawage, mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday…..”

We thought we were funny as shit.

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

bellecosby:

Don’t let boys who get turned on by cartoon ponies tell you shit about life

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

troyes-lip-ring:

fucking-landshark:

askcosplay-2p-america:

saidkingtotheriver:

squarerobot71:

hazelfyre:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

Someone try. Please.

And no one will send me one.

Please.

You guys should do it

send me things omfg

Y’all are gonna lose

starkandrecreation:

All I want in life is a Road to El Dorado broadway musical

lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

bruisedkneequeen:

cute 60’s inspired pastel dresses

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